Frequently asked question

Is the Demontrain real?

If you’ve ever been in the City Loop in Melbourne you’ll understand just how dark and creepy that place. We’re not saying the Demontrain is 100% real, but we’re not completely denying the possibility either.

Is Billy Nemo modelled on Mel Rowsell?

No. In fact, Mel is taller than Billy by 2cm and she can only dream of having hair that good.

How many fines has Shane had to give?

It would be unprofessional for Shane to discuss these kinds of details. Just quietly though, we think he generally leaves the fines to Alan.

Can I get Metcop Wonderland from my local comic store?

Metcop Wonderland is available in a few stores in Melbourne, Tasmania, ACT and online. If not in your local, you can get them here or drop us a line here and we’ll see if we can’t get them into your local store as well. We’d love to share the love around.

How do I know if I’m turning into a redeye?

Is your hair falling out? Is your skin falling off? Are your teeth falling out to be replaced by metallic fangs? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you may be in some trouble. Before you rush to your local GP or emergency room though, find a mirror and assess the redness and luminosity of your eyes. Red? Glowing? You’re lost friend. You may as well move down into the City Loop now.

Whatever happened to the grey whale?

The mysterious Grey Whale (see issue 6) was allowed to disembark the train without further incident. She has been sighted on a variety of lines since, however no one has managed to talk to her. This is a particularly sore point for Alan, since she was allowed to leave with his myki reader still hidden in her silver tracksuit.

Despite her very vocal threats, no legal action has been laid against Alan.